do you or don’t you have a girl-
friend? if you do, is she prettier
than me? if you do, do you
sleep around on her?
if you do, would
you sleep with me?
even if you don’t
have a girlfriend,
would you pretty
please sleep with
me? have you ever
slept with a student?
if you have, was she
prettier than me? even
if you’ve never slept
with a student, would
you pretty please sleep
with me? is this over-
whelming attraction
really mutual, or
is my believing
that just a sign
of impending
insanity? is my

lunacy on the
horizon, or is
it already here?