Right on the cusp of sleep,
warm and cozy and drifting off....
Haha, not happening
I'm an American
Caucasian
heterosexual male
and make more than
twenty grand a year.
Therefore,
according to pretty
much everybody that isn't
republican (God help you)
everything wrong in the world
is my fault.
So sleep is a luxury.
Let's proceed down the
strangely hate filled
and guilt slinging
reactionary list.
American: invades whoever
we want for whatever we want,
whenever we want.
We'll bomb you back to the
stone age and then station
fifty thousand ***** dudes
with guns in your capitol
and force feed you Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Caucasian: I may say I hate
racism in all it's disgusting
forms, but in reality I'm
just lying because I want to
buy your sister and **** her
because I have daddy issues
and think ****** was a God.
A dude who likes chicks:
I only pretend to be a gentleman
and sensitive because it gets
me in between hott hipster girls
thighs, but actually ****** is
just another commodity to be sold.
I make over minimum wage:
I don't really have to scrape to
pay my bills, I just live above my
means with money I didn't actually
make, at a job I don't deserve.
The point being that I can't sleep
because I can't decide whether
to believe what I'm told,
what I've seen,
or what I actually think is true.
Oh, btw I am all of the aforementioned,
but I've also never shot an unarmed
Muslim kid, or ***** a drunk co-ed
because she really wanted it, or bought
another human being.
In point of fact, people like me
are kinda despised by everybody,
since the white supremacist bigot
bible thumpers accuse us of betraying
them and their true calling,
and everybody else thinks we're just
going with the flow of progressivism
because we don't have the ***** to
be open about wanting to buy young
Thai girls and force them into a brothel.
Why can't I sleep?
Too much noise.
Hate in fact breeds one thing...more Hate.
In need of clarification, I am NOT A REPUBLICAN.
