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Michael Robert Triska Aug 2
Book of Murphy's laws
If you're going to stab a voodoo doll, you might want to make sure it doesn't look like yourself.
Book of Murphy chapter 3:07
#murphys #law #stupidityhumor
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Michael Robert Triska Jul 26
Book of Murphy's Law
If you're going to pull the arrow out, replug the hole with your finger.
Book of Murphy chapter 16:02
Dear *******
#murphys #law #stabilitydumb
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Michael Robert Triska Jul 3
Book Murphy's Law,s
If thou wanders the world with the wrong philosopher,
thou might fall off the edge.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:08
You never know who's wrong and right. **** flat earthers.
#murphys #laws #stupidity
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Michael Robert Triska May 30
Book of Murphy's laws
If thou is going to make friends with the cannibals bring seasoning to trade.
Book of Murphy chapter 13: 05
Yum!
#murphys #law #stupidity
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Michael Robert Triska May 29
Book of Murphy's Laws
Only the paranoid will rule the underdark within their little bunkers and the wise will stay within the sun's light.
Book of Murphy chapter 13:04
Stay in the light.
#murphys #law #stupidity
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Michael Robert Triska May 24
Book of Murphy's laws
When standing on Occam's razor thou shall, not try to tip the scales in their favor.
Murphy's laws chapter 13:02
What a visual.
#murphys #law #spidity
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Michael Robert Triska May 24
Book of Murphy`s laws
Murphy's law shelby are shepherd,
we shall not tempt,
for to tempt is stupidity and irony.
Book of Murphy's Laws chapter 13:13
For the stupid people out there LOL
#darwins #law #stupidity #stupid #murphys #laws
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Michael Robert Triska May 24
Book of Murphy's laws
Well that was awkward
and uncalled for.
Book of Murphy's laws chapter 13:01
The Scribe shouldn't write down everything.
#murphys #laws #stupidity
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Khoisan Jun 2021
When Murphy lost to Mary - Haiku
Murphy got wary
he shot himself in the leg
we all hailed Mary
Make Mondays better ✌️💖:)))
#murphys #law
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Regina Jun 2020
Dropkick Murphys
dropkick Murphys.....smoky pubs, height of Irish rough voiced songs, Celtic gifts
#dropkick #murphys #irish #band
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