Don't wear the white skirts The white underwear The white dress The white pants Unless you want red splotches Oh you, want to look cute today You aren't expecting me for another week Here, let me ruin this for you *****, you wanna go? Okay, who has the ****** pills? ...the what...? Ibuprofen! ****** just hand it over And the blood just keeps flowing Also, how the **** did someone determine The average of 1 teaspoon of blood loss per month Actually, I don't wanna know So sorry I forgot to get pregnant Now Mother Nature has to be a **** Oh wait, that's what's causing this pain . . . ******* girl problems
My body is a temple And yes you may stare But don't come up to me like you have some kind Of speech prepared I'm not your baby Or your honey bun I'm simply delicious And no you can't have some You don't please my eye Or give me the tingles I'm pretty sure your one liners Is a reason why you're single I'm not you're sweet Thang Or something you can eat So stop eyeing me down Like i'm a rare piece of meat My body isn't your wonderland for you to explore I'm an exotic foreign country Not a second class ***** I won't give you my number Or snapchat name I've heard this all before You are all the same . My eyes are up here But you're looking at my chest Last time i checked That's not a sign of respect You say that you're different And not like the rest, That you're number one TO simply to put it "The best" I regret to inform That you are highly mistaken So you're going home tonight To a bed that is vacant. I won't regret this decision And i wont keep you in mind But If you like, take a number Join the other guys in line Who think I'm a ***** Or a stuck up chick But darling pipe down You're just another **** I'm not that type of girl Who randomly ***** If you like go down the street They'll always **** I know my worth And what i deserve I don't have time For a creepy, ***-perve I have a man who loves me and treats me the right way So why would i bother And give you the time of day Hes perfect and handsome A real bread winner So ill deny you again You can't take me out to dinner I'm just not that into you Or however it goes You're going to be leaving As a one man show You should probably go Cause No means no Sorry not sorry I think you learned your lesson though.