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๐ŸŽถย ย Ding **** merrily on high
in heaven the bells are ringing
Ding **** verily the sky
I can't stand Bertha's singing ๐ŸŽถ

Fat Bertha
bad headache in excelsis ๐ŸŽถ
Bertha's a lovely, scrumptious ***** but has the voice of a cat being force fed rotten bananas. I don't know how much more I can take of listening to Wham!'s Last Christmas before I stick my head in the oven.
kain Jan 2020
Strangely crushed
Don't want to be in love
Just clear my ears
Fall fast asleep
Curled under this oak tree
Please leave me in peace
My ears hurt and if I could get attached to anyone but you, that'd be nice.

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