Im a 2 upper. Its just what i do. You one up and one up And i two up you. You think you're all clever, ...That your one ups have class. I could two up in my sleep And still kick your ***.
You like 55's Im a cool 57. Your one up gets you purgatory My two up gets me heaven You could 'one up for days' ...I can two up for years You'll lose every race I've got two extra gears.
These two extra gears May not seem like much. Youre all just the hop Im the skip and the jump Youre riding the short bus of witty satire ...Youre playing pickup sticks Im playing with fire.
Youre stuck in the mud Youll never get out Youre one ups are silly My two ups have clout I know youre all jealous ...My two up you desire But accept your defeat And from one ups, retire.
Im a new kind of genius And now that its past. You can take one of my two ups And put your one up your *. its all in good fun ...I mean you no harm Who'd think someone so clever Grew up on a farm.
Your one ups drink warm milk And tip toe off to bed. My two ups shoot whiskey And smoke cigs in the shed. Your one ups wake up crying ...And screaming for mom. My two ups raise hell till The nights early dawn. Your one ups are old news All wrinkled and grey. My two ups run like the wind So stay out of the way Your one ups might speak german and Arabic too. Pero no tienen ritmo como los que yo hablo do.