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Sad poems are my jam. I love spoken word. Currently trying to get in to collaborative poetry. I love coffee more than (almost) anything.
Poems
Poetic T
Dec 2015
I walked in the forest one day and
What did my eyes see. I rubbed the
Left and then the right one
And still I saw what I did see.
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
I saw a owl and a reindeer kissing
Under the mistletoe they looked up
And then the beck and lips meet and
When they did they kissed underneath.
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
A I saw a star on the tree singing,
I listened with the left and I
listened with the right,
"Merry Christmas,
"Merry Christmas,
"Merry Christmas,
Did this star sing, and it glowed
Upon the words it that did ring.
It sang these words till Christmas eve.
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
A reindeer did land on my snow covered roof,
and what words did I my ears hear,
I looked with eyes wide open
My eyes did glance?
"**!
"**!
"**!
Then I did awaken and snow was on my
Tree I ran down the stairs,
I opened the door and
My eyes did see presents
Sitting where none were the night before
Now I said three words.
"What the heck!
"What the heck!
"What the heck!
As a smile crossed my face as
My mummy woke up, and we did open
What Santa had dropped down our chimney.
What did my eyes see. I rubbed the
Left and then the right one
And still I saw what I did see.
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
I saw a owl and a reindeer kissing
Under the mistletoe they looked up
And then the beck and lips meet and
When they did they kissed underneath.
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
A I saw a star on the tree singing,
I listened with the left and I
listened with the right,
"Merry Christmas,
"Merry Christmas,
"Merry Christmas,
Did this star sing, and it glowed
Upon the words it that did ring.
It sang these words till Christmas eve.
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
"What the heck,
A reindeer did land on my snow covered roof,
and what words did I my ears hear,
I looked with eyes wide open
My eyes did glance?
"**!
"**!
"**!
Then I did awaken and snow was on my
Tree I ran down the stairs,
I opened the door and
My eyes did see presents
Sitting where none were the night before
Now I said three words.
"What the heck!
"What the heck!
"What the heck!
As a smile crossed my face as
My mummy woke up, and we did open
What Santa had dropped down our chimney.
MindsPalace Aug 2016
Where In The Heck?
MindsPalace
Aug 2016
Where in the heck are my glasses?
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere that is, but in front of my eyes.
Where in the heck is my cell phone?
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere, maybe, except my own pocket.
Where in the heck is my nice, new pen?
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere, yes, but not by my ear.
Where in the serious heck is my hat?
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere, sure, though still not on my hair.
Where in the heck? Please, seriously,
Someone tell me what is going on.
I can't stand losing all my stuff,
And right now it all seems to be gone.
Where in the heck did everything go?
I can only find my wife.
And she says if I can't find my things,
She thinks I've lost my life.
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere that is, but in front of my eyes.
Where in the heck is my cell phone?
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere, maybe, except my own pocket.
Where in the heck is my nice, new pen?
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere, yes, but not by my ear.
Where in the serious heck is my hat?
I've seemed to look everywhere.
Everywhere, sure, though still not on my hair.
Where in the heck? Please, seriously,
Someone tell me what is going on.
I can't stand losing all my stuff,
And right now it all seems to be gone.
Where in the heck did everything go?
I can only find my wife.
And she says if I can't find my things,
She thinks I've lost my life.
Shel Silverstein Jun 2009
Boa Constrictor
Oh, I'm being eaten
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it--one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .
By a boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
A boa constrictor,
I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor,
And I don't like it--one bit.
Well, what do you know?
It's nibblin' my toe.
Oh, gee,
It's up to my knee.
Oh my,
It's up to my thigh.
Oh, fiddle,
It's up to my middle.
Oh, heck,
It's up to my neck.
Oh, dread,
It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . .