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The sleeping teeth therapist




Brains Jameson was a dentist who was killed in a car accident in 1987, and mind you
He had a very good imagination, you see he hated to go to the dentist, because he was too poor to have major work done, and he did a course in dentistry, which he did pass, but after 5 years of looking for a dentist job, he almost gave up, and I say almost because on his way to another job as a dentist he was killied in a car accident, and his life was over, untill now.
You see Brains had an old girlfriend who has just got a job as a dentist in downtown Canberra, and she really wanted to keep this job, and brains saw this as an opportunity to bring reincarnation to the next level, you see Brains decided to go into his old girlfriends mind and try to get his girlfriend to go into business with him, and at first his girl who was Roslyn Matherson said that going into partnership with a dead man, is the worst business decision that she could ever think of in the whole world.
The only thing is Brains knew he was dead, but he knew also that he can use some death power way to make this work, but still Roslyn hated the whole thought about losing her practice, but being noble, with her heart set on this being just a dream, asked Brains how,
And Brains said that I can make a pill that you give patients that really can't afford to pay the big bill, and that pill will be on prescription when to take it, and as soon as it is taken, he'll fall asleep and he or she will be lifted up and I will operate on their teeth in the big dentist up on the sky, and I will only take the poorer ones, because I ain't gonna need profit up here.
Roslyn said to Brains,sure why not, and them woke up thinking that her head must be really knocked up to have this crazy hairbrain scheme coming up, but what Roslyn didn't know was that Brains has found a way to get his plan to work, you see, because he is now dead he can unleash his spirit and make businessmen make silly decisions, like suddenly inventing a pill that did the work of a dentist without seeing one, and it doesn't take the pain away, it was exactly what was in Roslyn's dream, and Roslyn said to her boss, this is the shonky work of Brains Jameson, there is no way this pill will fix your teeth, and besides if we give patients easy answers, they won't pay the bill, and the boss who was under the influence of Brains Matheson, said no Ros it's only the poor that will try this, normally poor people want easy answers anyway, and besides it had been approved by the dentist board, cause they tried this on rats with tooth decay, and Ros they haven't got any signs of tooth decay, it's like someone is running a cheap dentist in another world, and Ros said don't even joke about that, but she had no choice but to except and the first patient to get the pill was Phil Desser, who was poor with no job, and went to see Ros, who said you need to have Root Canal therapy and she discussed the pill option with him, and if the pill doesn't work, she will fit the bill, and Phil really hated the dentist so much, this pill option was cool, so he tried, and read the pack and he needs to sleep straight away for this to work and when he was asleep
Phil was lifted up and brains worked on his root canal, and he seemed to know exactly what he wss doing, and  the next morning Phil woke up and hey presto the pain was gone, and then he went to the dentist and Ros looked at it, and the roof canal wss gone,  and Phil was on his way to recommend the pill to all his friends, yes, this was a cheap way to have work done without surgery, and then George Bernsally came to see Ros and complained about the price of the dentist, and it really ahouldn't cost that much, and after arguing the point day in and day our, Ros eventually tried the pill on him to put a filling in his teeth and yes he took the pill, and again Brains brings him up and hey presto he worked on giving him that filling, and when he woke the next morning, he felt like a new man and saw Ros and again she noticed it was gone and Ros went home and tried to argue with Brains spiritually and Brains said thanks, I always had a dream to make dentists cheaper and you saw yourself that I get rid of their problems, you see I want to be greedy and have anybody, but you need to be busy, so I will take the low income people from you, and Ros agreed at the moment while the poor are happy with the whole thing.
The sleeping teeth therapist episode 3


For the last two weeks, Ros was having arguments with Brian Worrell, who was a coca cola addict and he had loads of cavities with some teeth rotting away, and despite her boss considering the pill will work for Brian, Ros says that the teeth are pretty bad, his mum and dad, who he lived with were prepared to pay as much as they want to fix his teeth, but if Brian doesn't give up or cut down on Coke, there is not much that Ros can do, anyway she was starting to wonder what can she do, and then Brains came to her, and said he has the resources to fix every one of his teeth and keep doing so whether he gives up coke or not.
Ros wondered exactly how he can, baring in mind she still doesn't know how he does it, she just prescribes the pill, and she can't understand that, nor will her patients, and Brains said send Brian to me, I can fix his teeth and keep fixing them, and Ros said, mate, you haven't even seen them yet, you don't know if it will cure him, and Brains said, well,yeah, but when I was alive, I drank too much coke, maybe that is what killed me, I dunno, and it was me drinking Coke, was the reason that I had to be the skies official dentist, please send him to me.
So the next day, Ros went into work and her first patient was Brian, and she discussed the pill option with him, and Brian was saying he heard this on the TV, and yes, he will be willing to give this a try, it will be cool, he thought, and he took the pill home and when his parents first knew about this pill, they went over to Ros's surgery very angrily saying how can a pill do this and she argued with reception for 15 minutes before Ros came out to try and explain to Brian's mother, and of course she knew nothing about how this works and Ros figured that it sounded to unrealistic to tell the truth, and ended up saying, just trust me on this, it's his only option, his teeth are too rotten to save, and there are a lot chemicals in this pill, to work for your son, Brian, I am sorry, but Brian's teeth, really got really bad.
Brian's mother left the dentist very angrily, not really at Ros, cause it's not her fault that her son drinks too much coca cola, she really wants her son to try harder to look after his teeth more, because she believed in being healthy, the natural way, and it's hard to see a son who needs a stupid pill to completely clean his teeth.
When she got home she went into Brian's room and Brian was fast asleep, which was unusual, because he never sleeps during the day, but what happened was Brian took one tablet and at this moment Brains was operating on his teeth in the sky, this was hard to do, because when Ros explained it, she made it sound better than it actually was, and Brains had to ask Brian to take another pill, luckily the pill was by his bed, so his mum doesn't see him popping pills, and when he did that, Brains operated a bit more, and this was hard for him, but after 3 more pills later, Brains managed to fix Brian's mouth, but said these pills will make you drowsy, so don't rush out of bed to check them, you could fall, and we don't want your mum thinking your a drug addict, and Brian, if you don't want me to repeat this procedure, stop drinking Coca cola, because the amount of pills you had tonight, could **** you if you have them too many, I really made this pill just for people to have dental care, without the big bill, so I know that no ones perfect, but you shouldn't drink too much Coke.
Later that day, Brian woke up and had a look at his teeth, and by jingle by jangle by ******, his mouth was completely healed and when Brian showed his mum, she was a bit worried when he said he had to take 5 pills, but she liked the result, and then said to Brian, please give up Coke, and you might go back to Ros, and be healthy as you look after yourself,
Ros and Brains, started to enjoy their partnership, and Brains told Ros to make sure she explains the dangers of what drinking coke does to teeth, and Ros said it will be her pleasure as soon as she hung up on a very happy mother of Brian, yes another person's teeth was repaired by the sleeping teeth therapist.
Big Virge May 2020
So How Much of Our Brains...
Do People USE... Today... ?

I REALLY Wonder Now...
When Hearing The Sounds...
That Come From Some Mouths... ?!?

That SHOW How Much Some Brains Get STUFFED...
With Strains That Relegate And.... INCAPACITATE.... !!!!

Ways For Brains To... ELEVATE...
BEYOND What's FED By Societal Trends...
That Now Seem BENT On KEEPING Brains DEAD... !?!

HOW MUCH I Ask Do People TASK...
Their Brains To THINK BEYOND Things That BLING... ?!?

Or USING DRINK And OTHER Things...
To DAMAGE Cells Like Bullets From SHELLS... !!!!!!!!!!!!!

... These Brains AREN'T Well... !!!!!

So DON'T Excel And Seem To Be NUMB...
Because They're... NOT USED MUCH... !!!!!

Those Known As... " DUMB "...
Who'd Rather Use GUNS Than Brain Functions...
That RISE ABOVE... that kind of stuff... !!!!

So The Question is... THIS... ?!?
Do You USE Your Brain MUCH... ?!?
Or Are You ONE Who CLAIMS To THINK... !?!
But ONLY Uses It... AFTER Doing DUMB THINGS... ?!!!?

Like Making Up NOISE After You Made A Choice...
That LACKED The Poise of A Brain That VOICED...

GOOD REASON To YOU...
Which YOU... REFUSED... ?!?

These Brains Are Confused And FILLED With ISSUES... !!!!
Because Their MAIN USE... Is Being ABUSED.... !!!
By Those Who CHOOSE To Behave Like FOOLS...

When Their Brains Function...
Like The Rest of Us... ?!?

Actually They DON'T... !!!?!!!

Cos' They'd Rather Denote A... " Sinking boat "... !?!
From The Things They Quote And How They Roll... !!!

So Fellas' When It Comes To LOVE...

" Do You Use Your Brain MUCH ? "...

Or Just Act On IMPULSE For Ya **** To Get ******... !?!

And Ladies...

" Do You Use Your Brains ? "......

When It Comes To Choosing The Men You... " LAY "... !?!

Or Do You Play Men Like...
Some Kind of Board Game... ?!?

For You To... " PECULATE "... !!!
Financial GAIN When Separation REIGNS... !!!!

RELAX Girls I'm Just... SAYING... !!!

If THAT'S Why You Be... " LAYING "... ?
But LATER You Feel PAIN... !!!
Because Your Game Was FAKE...
And EVERYTHING But STRAIGHT... !!!!!

I'm Saying That YOUR BRAIN If USED In BETTER WAYS...
Could Well of... Saved You STRAIN... !!!
If You'd USED It BEFORE ACTING Like Some *****... !!!

So... Is Yours A Brain...
That COMMANDS Intellect...
But LACKS... " Common Sense "... !?!

Cos' There Are PLENTY of THEM... !!!!!

Intellectual FOOLS Who FOLLOW In Schools...
Like FISH In Pools... Or SHEEP In Pens... !!!

Where They... Contend...
With Those Who TEND To Cause Them STRESS... !!!

Cos' They SUPPLEMENT Their Mental...
With Thought Waves DETRIMENTAL... !!!
To How Their Brain... Makes Waves...

So They CANNOT Elevate Brainwaves To Cogitate...
To THINKING On A... HIGHER PLANE... !!!!!

One Where Brains............................ ESCAPE..........
That Place Where Thoughts Are... "CAGED"... !!!!!

Because of Thoughts That Make...
Weak Brainwaves Vegetate...
Into A... " Dormant State "...

To ENSURE They CAN'T Relate...
To THINKING That Is GREAT... !!!

So Are You... " The Type "...
To HARBOUR LIES Inside Your Mind... ?!?!?

But Somehow STILL Try To INSTIL...
Your Brain As... SHINING BRIGHT...

I Think That Brains Inclined...
To UTILISE LIES As Their LIfe's Guide...
Are Something Like A Computer VIRUS... !!!
There's A CON In The Air Who's Sumthin' Like CYRUS... !!!!!

A Malkovich Vision Whose Surname Was Grissom...
A ... PSYCHOTIC TYRANT ...
Whose Brain NURTURED VIOLENCE... !!!

Until He Was........... silenced.
By Less Insane Brains ASK Nicholas Cage... !!!!!!

These Days My Brain DISPLAYS An ARRAY of Wordplay...
When My Thought Waves Meet Pen With Page... !!!

While These LIARS And FAKES...
Are So Mentally DERANGED... !!!
That I Just DON'T KNOW How They Stay AFLOAT... ?!?

When They THROTTLE And CHOKE...
Their Brains Like... " Coc' "... !!!!!

A Drug That... INFLATES...
Access In Some Brains To AMAZING DISPLAYS... !!!!!!!!!!

From Screen To On Stage...
From Actors To Rappers In LIMITLESS Ways... !!!

Or So It... " SEEMS "... ???

This Piece of Poetry...
Is PARTIALLY Themed From The Movie... " LUCY "...

That Looked At This... Loosely...
In Ways That Were... GROOVY... !!!

In How it Suggests.........
Humanity Tends To Access Much LESS...
Than A HUNDRED PER CENT...
of Human BRAIN POWER As If It's A Lounger... !?!?!

Which Is Why THIS QUESTION...
Is One I'm... DISSE - CTING...

When It Comes To Love And OTHER Life Stuff...

When You REALLY Think About It................
With Thoughts That ARE NOT CLOUDED... !!!!!

When You Think About The Way...
We Humans Live... TODAY...

In Terms of Our Brain Space...
It's VOLUME And CAPACITY...
And USAGE In... HUMANITY...

BEYOND It's USE For FUN...

When It Comes To What We've ACCESSED...
and THUS How We... FUNCTION...

My Question IS.............

...... " How Much ? ".....
Inspired as stated, in no small way, by the movie Lucy, however, it is an interesting subject to write about ........