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Bardo Jul 2020
Out of a **** he made Great Art
It was no ordinary **** no!
It was straight from the heart, that
   ****
It had lain too long in the dark
Now was it's time to start
To make its bid for freedom... and for stardom.

It flew like a dart that **** from the
   heart
Like an arrow strung from Cupids
   bow
Little did it know how luminous it'd
   glow
Becoming one of the Greats in the
   Farting Canon.

It was probably the greatest **** poem
   ever written
In my own humble opinion
It was very daring and it smelt of
   onion
It was certainly the fairest fartiest
   poem I ever seen
If it was one of the three Musketeers
It would have to have been
   D'artagoine.

It inflated like a balloon, blew up like
   a great glass bubble
Then it popped and headed off
   toward England
Flying further afield than any ****
   had ever flown
It touched people's hearts, bewitched
   every nation
Resounded around the world
Yea! was heard in every Kingdom.

It flew long, it rounded the Horn
Like a Lark, that ****, it soared and
   sung
It was no boring old ****
It was far fartier and fruiter than that
It was a King of Farts
Way above the fartiest of farters and
   all the farting Arthurs
It was the real King Arthur
The King Arthur of all farts and
   Farters.

A real Belter was that **** that came
   from the heart
That had all the Angels singing in
   their cloisters,
A real work of Art just like Mozart
Or remember... remember your
   Shakespeare
"Hark! A ****, a ****! Whereforth art ?
    Thou ****"
It played its part, that ****, yea! it
   wielded its Excalibur.

O! there's nothing I'd rather do than lie here blowing sweet bubbles next
   to you
You! on your little flutey flute flute and
   Me! on my big Bass Trombone.
This is the sequel to my other **** poem "Music a la Toilette". A bit of silliness/ fun.
Adesumbo Jul 2013
Wouldn't wanna Write this Witty
But the ice of sorrow that runs through my spine brought me this
Mourning a Lad of high dignity
Who his demise would never let our heart rest in Peace

We got to meet like a Demon meets a Monster
Journey of fate brought us together
Our introduction, sweet like a Pasta
He was struggling with the pains of the throat that hurts deeper

Phoenix was a Rapper that murders millions
His punch lines like the roar of the Lions
Loving human with the smiles of the gods
His character cuts the joy through many  minds like swords

I would never forget un-made Lawyer
who walks like a dancing  Momma
Soul of an Angel
A gem on whom U'll never commit Libel

As virtues men they say partly go
And whisper to their Soul to go
So did you fly pass us like the moving spears
So sad, really made our emotion shed tears

No mouth wholly can say about your exit
Because every word would render the reason for you to stay a Legit
You are not yet a Metushella
Nor the greatest man that has ever lived in the quarter

You were ripped off like a broken egg
The bitterness of your departure in our heart a peg
Never the last in taekwando
A Black-belter the world would  ever know

Run faster, not faster than the heaven's gate
Eat Bro, not further than your ancestors ate
The Earth would have preferred you stayed so late
But the fellow Angels that awaits you would definitely hate

Ocean of tears from the girth of our eyes can't wash off this thunderous pains
No sound, not even the roar of dynamite can overcome this silent nights
But can our might bring you back out here again?
So we accept the grace to dine with the FATE

We certainly lost the chance of holding hands with you on the high-ways
Nor the pleasure of sharing a Goodbye on the parting-ways
Forever gone are the moments of pillow dialogue days
So into the air we share our blessing till our meeting days

Eat not the pedes
Nor the worm that crawls at the Heaven bay
But dine with the dead-and-gone Legends of ages
Rest in the ***** of most High till the judgement day
a Jan 2021
kuxaku:
mi ta kom sif da moshisolo
ando felota, felota, felota
naterash wit pensating mi
fo wa Belte mogut.

depelesh mi wanya go;
im wa pelesh sefesowng
wit sownte mali
unte tim fo kopeng mi
fo sasa du amolof foriya.

depelesh kopeng mi
kang sasa feriting fo kowlmang
unte imalowda malimang

amash mi ando felota
unte mi gonya pensa
fo wa Belte wit feriting.