I honestly don't understand
Your riches or your fame
The entire frenzy seems to me
Entirely insane
Your voice sounds ancient and dismal
And drones on with bitter feelings
Truth be told it's not at all
What one might call appealing
I'm not a devoted follower
Who thinks you're simply grand
I think you'd do much better
With a different career plan
Avoid recording studios
Or noisy concert halls
Stay home and count your money
And forget about applause
I know you would tell me
In your snippy classless way
To shut the **** up
And quietly go away
To which I will repeat
My title's earnest cry:
No more "Hello" Adele
It's time to say "Goodbye"