**** Prince Charming I’m not some damsel in distress waiting for a Prince to save me I’m not a maiden in a tower waiting to let down my hair I’m not dancing away in a forest Singing about how my prince will come You see, I am a princess but I’m not in distress I am a princess but I don’t need to be saved I am a princess but I most definitely Do not sing. So go rescue someone else From a dragon or a witch Take her away from her tower And sweep her off her feet And remember, if you ever come back for me You gotta be a princess To storm this castle -JE