Here’s a story for you, dear About a girl who had no ears Could not hear of the world’s fears Here’s a story for you, dear About a boy’s vision so unclear He could not see his mother’s tears Here’s a story for you, dear About a dad who loved his beer Too drunk to know the end was near Here's a story for you, dear About a man who worked cashier With wish to be an engeneer Here’s a story for you, dear About a helpful volunteer Who most times was insincere Here’s a story for you, dear About a woman’s failed pap smear Preparing for a condition so severe Here’s a story for you, dear Although we try to persevere *We all want to disappear