Just because I'm from California Doesn't mean I smoke **** Doesn't mean I’m a surfer And doesn't mean I am an actor Just because I’m from California Doesn't mean I’m an “air head” Doesn't mean I go to the beach everyday Doesn't mean I’m a crazy environmentalist Just because I’m from California Doesn't mean I eat avocados with everything Doesn't mean I long board instead of drive Doesn't mean I’m an actor Just because I’m from California Why do I have to smoke ****? What school is close enough to surf to? Why do I have to go to the beach everyday? I’m just like other Americans.
I wrote this one kind of out of annoyance, because everyone asks me these questions when i travel to other places.