I don’t want to perpetuate the produce – consume loop but when I don’t, I feel like such a lazy moocher Could I play guitar near after dark bars for $23 an hour? Victor and I did that once, for $11.50 each Untaxed, that’s better than my dour real job So, if I really made my place at a street corner, I’d be a smart earner
But then I’d be a fixture, like the accordion man and the bums with PVC buckets The bar goers would soon hate me for chumping them out of their cash with three gritty “Heart of Gold” covers Then soon the mediocre bums would jump me and Riot, my guitar She’ll smash into the walk under a Irish flag in front of Murphy’s Law, while drinkers whoop and punch the air The bucket goes over my head and the accordion bellows squeeze round my neck