You said The most brilliant thing You said it was Like a heart surgery But he was only a Surgeon in training And had neglected to Mention beforehand That it was only Exploratory cardiac surgery; And it was just for his Simmering curiosity (He couldn't have carried Out a simple angioplasty?) That he cut the aorta That's what you said And his curiosity subsided; And he left as you bled.
Someone I know used a brilliant metaphor the other day.