being told that you're too big for a playground destroys the little kid inside you and wow oh wow that hurts because that little kid always gets what she wants and **** that's not okay and she's having a tantrum but you just look down at that rude little kid who told you that playgrounds are for little kids makes you so so so mad and who told that kid that they could be rude to you but you know that they don't think they're being rude and all you want to do is go down the slide but you admit defeat and stare down that kid and whirl around and walk down the steps but inside you're stomping and that little kid of yours is unhappy.
so my nephews are over and some kid told me this and i was mad but then i went down the slide and parents at the end were all, "people your age should not be riding down slides" and i just rolled my eyes but the second time there was one at the top who said i wasn't allowed down ugh i dislike children so much because they're little