It never seems to fail every single morning.. I'm suddenly attacked without warning & after so long you'd think I would expect it by now But of course I always forget somehow What's even worse is there's more than one of them Like thorns on a rose stem They're little ****** Playing ***** tricks & known for ruining a perfect time Eerie silence, not a sound, like a mime Eliminating countless hours of your precious sleep they will always be on the creep hiding behind & in between trying to remain unseen there a well camouflaged army & will gladly put an end to any party have you figured out their identity yet? at one point, I'm positive you have had the pleasure to meet An unusual type of criminal committing crimes that were quite predictable like catching fish with a hook & bait ....they're always on time, not a second late Soooooo..... do you think you can guess? Or are you still clueless? Here us what I'll do I'll give you a few bits for a little clue It comes down from the sky Stare too long & you'll begin to cry It can make you sneeze Nutrients it brings tothe plants & the trees In the wind it can make it warm & always brings joy & peace after a storm Sometimes it requires dark glasses to see it can cause uncontrollable giggles & cheerful glee Ok I guess I can tell you now... Relax geeeeez, don't have a cow!!! Last clue I'm going to say NO MATTER WHAT, it'll NEVER go away Only will it temporarily disappear at night It's the bright rays of suns light!!! **** IT! Who let sun in?! being awake this early should be a sin One morning could you just gimme a break??? ....for goodness sake!! Well I guess I'll get outta bed I tried to argue & my case was plead I did my best To redeem my rest Simply there just isn't much else left I've been a victim of sleep theft!!!