Winnie the Pooh is trying to think As are Plato and Socrates While The Little Rascals get rambunctious And The Marx Brothers cause calamities Jim Jones stirs the Kool-Aid And Georgie Porgie makes his move Bo Peep and Miss Muffett start to blush Red Ridding hood just swoons The Muffin Man does a deal With Johnny Apple seed These beings and people our real In our Surreal Reality
******* lets the paint splatter And Moses parts the sea Belushi buys an eight-ball Bruce is on trial for obscenity Rorschach is on the case Right behind Sherlock Holmes John the baptist goes for a swim Along with Brian Jones Jack and Jill meet Hansel and Gretel They're hungry, they're thirsty These figments of imagination do exist In our Surreal Reality
Rasputin was so evil As bad as Captain Hook Now was it ** Chi Minh or Nixon Who said "I am not a crook?" Mao Zedong looked at Stalin With a shared murderous grin Booth stormed the Ford theater And shot President Lincoln Kennedy and King we're both casualties Of the process of the deciphering Of our Surreal Reality
Zeus said to Aphrodite "Wow, you look real good tonight" And Handel says "Hallelujah!" As the Wright Brothers take flight Baby Face Nelson Teams up with Dillinger Moe, Larry and Curly Mengele, Mussolini and Adolf ****** Three bears, three little pigs Along with three blind mice Sit together, while Maurice Sendack Cooks them chicken soup with rice Charlie Bucket had a buy out Wonka gave up his factory Fiction or nonfiction it's all a apart Of our Surreal Reality
Chicken Little tried his best To warm The Little Red Hen Of the sly trickster They call Rumpelstiltskin Rimbaud applauds Leonidas And his 300's final stand Da vinci paved the way For both Newton and Edison Folklore and war heroes And those with intellectual mentality Are all just pieces Of our Surreal Reality
Wee Willie Winkie's scream Wakes up Rip Van Winkle But not Sleeping Beauty who's been asleep for thirty years But has no acquired a single wrinkle Caligula has lost his mind And Nero's lost his fiddle What does Beethoven's hearing aid Have to do the March Hare's riddle? Abbie Hoffman fights for civil rights Thomas Jefferson for democracy Products of the conceptual In our Surreal Reality
Berryman writes an ode To Washington's wooden teeth Manson speaks of Helter Skelter Neruda damns the fruit company Charles Schultz frames the story And Seuss gives it rhyme Some where far, far away Taking place once upon a time And the villagers all had omelettes Thanks to clumsy Humpty Dumpty It's all food for thought In our Surreal Reality
Santa brings us presents And Cupid bring us love But we can never get back The members of the 27 Club Warhol makes his movies And Buddha meditates Joseph Smith reads the golden plates Mohammed and Jesus save Theses figures bring people hope In life's dualities Trusting faith And our Surreal Reality
Han Solo is in carbon freeze Don Juan's preoccupied Sinbad sets his sails Simple Simon didn't get his pie Caesar looked at Brutus Brutus looked at Saddam Hussein Hussein looked at L. Ron Hubbard Who prayed to Eloheim Dionysus can out drink us all We cringe at Achilles fatality As Ra soars through the skies Of our Surreal Reality
Aristotle says to Shakespeare "Well Billy you old bard" Frodo trades the ring of power To Fidel Castro for a Babe Ruth Baseball card Biggie and Tupac write their lyrics on paper Ted Bundy is put in jail They're making another skyscraper For King Kong to scale Hemingway is too far gone Kant's take on morality Einstein says it's all relative In our Surreal Reality
Churchill said victory John Lennon said peace Judas gave back the silver Then hung himself in a tree Tojo and Kim Jong-il Wanna be as cool as Brando and Dean George Carlin warned us all Now Hermes leaves the scene So do the butcher, the baker and the candle stick maker Followed by Old King Cole and his Fiddlers Three As they make their way to find A sense or Surreal Reality
Odysseus pines for Ithaca Paul Bunyan chops the trees The Jersey Devil has not been found Noah herds the animals by twos not threes Anubis wraps the mummies And Augustus leads Rome Bugs Bunny laughs with Pryor All at the expense of Job So what can we all make of this Is this all actuality? Symbolism or nonsense? Realistic Surrealism or Surreal Realty?