my cuddly teddy bear
and I shall snuggle up tonight
we'll stay under the covers
until the dawning light

if teddy does any farting
during the night
I'll toss him out of bed
with the greatest delight

should my teddy
not behave in bed
he'll be sleeping on the floor
minus a pillow for his head

teddy better not irk me
or overly aggravate
for if he does
I'll severely castigate