Modern love Plays out All over Facebook And the social feeds Not quite Shakespeare It’s more Love Island themed It started with a kiss And ended with disease True romance Cozy nights in A three course meal Just for you By him Catching feels ***** flutters Where digital love begins
Smitten kittens Tagging each other In the latest memes A selfie before The cinema screen Holiday snaps “A pic of my man I love how he naps x” Status updates Painted on the wall From single To a relationship In no time at all
Not quite Notting Hill Just another IG Story Eastenders drama Is social media glory Posting again At 3 in the morning The lies and deceit Not so discreet Posting the screenshots And read receipts “U ok *** Wot happened Babe DM me **”
Love to air your ***** laundry And filthy sheets Content’s like clockwork When a new lover’s On the scene Breaking up in style Part of the routine For an audience That can’t help but stare I’m obsessed When a post is shared No need for the town square We’re all living Vicariously through You and your private affairs