Folks ask why I chose Elon as my guy, Smart and tough Knows how to fight even when rough, Let him loose To put woke projects in the noose, Cause a stir For progressives to deter, Stop the rot That placed us all in this garotte. Act with haste Take a sledgehammer to the waste, Clean up house Never mind who first we douse, Set the scene For what will come not what has been, Make us great Stem the voices that insidiously berate, Make us strong Choose what's right and not what's clearly wrong, Pull as one Don't cheat and steal then simply run, Trust in him For the fate of all excesses will be grim, Trust in me See how great united we can be.
Remember this is a parody as if in Shakespearian terms