The worst traits to have in a relationship, I'm chalked full of 'em Might have all of 'em Been awhile since I counted 'em Kinda lost count of 'em Then lost track of 'em Surely didn't embrace 'em But didn't try to erase 'em Look I was either born with 'em Given 'em Or backstabbed with 'em Then blamed for having 'em Now all I'll I'm left with is 'em