Where do society's extremists abide? Rallies and Racists go side by side. BBQs offer up well-done bigots; On Jordan's lap dance the zealots. Dogmatists rant in wild front rows, True believers don't put on such shows? Sexists cower in coastal Compounds, Sects marry often in Salt Lake towns. Troglodytes tan beneath southern suns. Sepratists hold their final stand On this side of The Rio Grande; Fanatics occupy far Left and Right, Partisans Op Eds are meant to enlight. Mysoginists grab till they have blisters, Huns and louts date brothers and sisters. Philistines take our private spaces, And whistle-blowers can't show their faces.
Of all the ists I know and abhor, The musicist is a bigoted boor; A connoisseur I abjure, Who chooses tunes he insists Are superior than my interests, And disses tunes I like best.
So now I'll lay my needle down, I've turned the table that goes round, And plead musicists won't hesitate To enjoy the tunes... don't discriminate.
I needed to get this on paper. I have a friend who is a musicist. He drides Motown, blues, jazz, classical, country, hip hop, rap... you name it. All he listens to is folk and classic rock.