perhaps it is apt the first pancake is always a disappointment stodgy anaemic without that light crisped perfection we've come to expect it is undercooked typically as the ideal frying time is gauged incorrectly at first it will be plated with accompanying pleas for forgiveness and absolution but as penance someone has to suffer this pariah's offering with each mouthful comes thoughts of apology of atonement of promises it will be better next time