Sitting at a table in a pub with some other people who look really upset, nay aghast at something I've just said And I have this ventriloquist's Dummy on my knee His nose is very red as are his ears, even his cheeks have a reddish tint And he has this crazy wild look on his face And he's also wearing this funny disjointed jacket which has all these very flamboyant colours on it Just like the colours of all the Bottles of Spirits hanging over at the Bar
And I'm there and I'm pointing at the Dummy explaining to the other people "It wasn't me, it was just the Drink talking!".