It's not very helpful, him being so woefully inadequate, but you have to take what you can get even if it has been washed upriver by the tide,
someone's being taken for a ride
and I think that it could be us,

oh jeez,
it's like the twilight zone,
if ever a dishwasher wished he could work from home
that dishwasher is me

She says,
stand up and
take it like a man,
I say,
I am
and she just laughs.