How much?!

So I went to get new glasses Cos my eyes have felt real bad I went there feeling cr*p I left there feeling sad I squinted and I squirmed In that black opticians chair "I'm afraid your vouchers expired sir" "Feck off that isn't fair!" Well that's what I wanted to say But I bit me lip and sighed When she told me what I owed I almost frickin died "How much?! I blurted back Wide eyed and unamused I was fed up and so I nodded Feck me should have refused! I hope these glasses see covid It should for that friggin' sum Stick your lenses and your voucher Right up your b**

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