I used to get very annoyed with my mask each day I’d implore, “Is it too much to ask - that my glasses don’t steam up when I walk in a shop or to not have to swallow down buckets of snot?” But lately my viewpoint has started to waiver as I discover new uses for this multi-lifesaver like wiping the grit from my spectacle lenses or warming my beard when I’m out mending fences.
Then there are subtler means of employ (I’m not talking about some ***** *** toy) where this sliver of material, though appearing unmanly, has proven itself surprisingly handy. Only last week, on a long evening walk I crept into a church round the back of Earls Court and sat down to the tones of an ***** concerto that whirled within me like Dante’s Inferno. Out of the blue I began to cry emotions stuffed deep inside reached for the sky, streams gushed forth from each quivering eye lid I’d not wept so fiercely since being a kid yet though it did not cover the whole of my face with my mask pulled high I was at least, saved some disgrace.
When this is all over (I promise it will) hold a thought for how your mask did fulfill so many functions, besides helping you survive and perhaps carry one in your pocket to keep the memory alive.