****** dropped bombs on him It was nothing personal There was just a war on He came under the heading of enemy Blew the ****** front door in His mum got shot at by a Messerschmitt In the middle of the street So he had to do the shopping after Its dangerous out there send the kid
Served his country in the Royal Fusiliers Made it to sergeant teaching squaddies How to read and do their sums Posted to Germany as army of occupation Did his bit as the saying goes Then back on civvy street worked in the city Steam train took him every day From the market town where I was born To smoke and smog and daily grind
Now I am teaching him the iPhone 6 At eighty seven heβs doing great From a socially acceptable distance Of course so we can keep in touch Face to face and he wonβt miss us Now by himself rattling around The big old house where I grew up How times have changed Still he should be used to queuing up