He needs no introduction In this game of seduction He plays and plays, leading women astray Bringing satisfaction and in return All he wants is your dedication They say he’s the salvation But he’ll lead maidens into temptation They’ll believe they have found perfection But little do they know, he has lovers in every location He leaves the men in frustration They please themselves with ******* But if a lady sees through these illusions She’ll shout “YOU ****” in confusion He softly replies with “Dear, why would I be a **** if it takes two to make love?”