When they look at my body, they giggle between their teeth that are crooked but they call them curved. They perceive how curveless I look and tell me to perform yoga so that my curves can be defined, so that I can shape my convexes and concaves. I smile as bright as I can because probably those are my only visible curves. I tell them how every time I sit to write my pen curves on the pages that are thumbed on the corners so they seem curved too. I begin by writing the first letter of the English language and make slopes and valleys of this alphabet. I form serpentines and swirling cyclones of my words, I curve my 'S' to form into an infinity so that I can hold on to him for as long. I stretch my 'K' until the end of the earth and make it look like a single leg shoulder stand. And as I take all my alphabets, I turn them from staff position to the plough position. I make my words turn into Paschimotasna, and my noun tries to perform Kundali. My pronouns sit in vajrasana. My similies stress themselves and flex, while my metaphors curl into themselves and hide as Marichyasana. When I am done, my poems form themselves into Pindasana. However, I remain coverless, as straight and sharp as the pen I use. I remain 'Arjuna's' bow so he directs me into my own self, my own heritage and I end up killing my Bhishma, my self-respect. Hence while my words perform yogasana, I stand still in tadasana.