Television cooks rarely do Fish, chips and mushy peas With spotted **** for afters.
No It’s got to be Creamy coconut curry With Balingud Zalud Soaked in Chimichurri sauce.
Or Jalapena Lime Slaw Accompanied by spicy Sriracia mayo And Rachero Sauce. Plus a side-dish of fluffy soufflés.
The starter is a vibrant veggy ratatouille With sashimi, tacos and tortillas.
But then there’s always vemuelli noodles, Pommes frittes Teriyehi Thana messala And Enchilada Casserole Covered in Romesco Sauce Or Hollandaise With Falafels and couscous. Then Neapolitan Ice Cream souffled Erotica.
All impossible of course. But don’t we love The sheer seduction of those Words.