Bring out the lights The ones that glow orange and purple Slip on your black and white tights And plant some spiders We're bringing the aesthetic Creepy glam and full face If there isn't a pumpkin involved I'm not interested Let'***** Party City And get this started I can be Inigo and you can be Buttercup Or I can be Noel and you can be Sandi We can dress up as our favourite Spooky characters I'll go full axe murderer And you can be a creepy doll We'll hit the streets As wasted teens They can tell us we're too old But what do they know Collapse back home To watch horror movies Stay up all night On fright and candy This isn't just one day It's a two month event So let's get real spooky And live while we can
It's spooky season, *******. Also yes, it is August. Do I look like I care?