My resting ***** face is my superpower, That and my ability to survive. But you can’t have one without the other, My survival and my superpower walk hand in hand through the valley that is “Sweetheart” men, Kissy face men, Will shout at you in the street men And will say you were asking for it men. You thought I wanted it? Look at this ***** face, And tell me I wanted it, *****. I have learnt that the world will throw knives and snarls in my direction, And a simple smile will not end this affection, And so a resting ***** face ends that sort of *******. Because suddenly, when you look like a woman who won’t take ****, Men won’t give you ****. When life gives you lemons, Make a **** orange. You won’t be given anything. One day, I’m gonna tell my baby girl “Remember, a resting ***** face is your superpower, And you can do anything you put your mind to.” I have survived everything that has come my way so far, Me and my resting ***** face will rule this world.