Salivating at His wife's best friend "You are cute, irresistible, mesmeric ... " Her ears He kept on to bend Flower banquets to Her house He made a point to send. At the end she said " The day after Tomorrow on the sly Come to my home True to your desire You shall enjoy The fruit you admire! In the chimney Igniting fire Putting off the light I will let you Take delight.
To make tempting The record moment Of happiness under the blanket I will put on nothing. Like a banana minus a skin I will let you a felicity You had never seen."
In the dim light Quickly naked He jumped into the bed. He made haste As he has no time to waste.
"What a sweet mango apple That could be enjoyed by a couple My dove It is only you I love. Had I though I loved somebody else My life was in a mess."
A resounding slap That accompanied "A cheater go to hell!" Rang in his head a bell.
It wasΒ Β with his wife He slept in her friend's bed.
Double crossed Crest fallen he began to Hit the road Telling himself "I am a sod!"
To be fair sometimes Men should evaluate themselves from Women's angle.