WHY?
 WHY?
 Why what?
 Why did you fall in love with him?
 Please don’t do this.
 Just tell me.
 Fine… um, I guess I fell in love with the idea of him.
 The idea of him?
 Yeah, the idea that he was gay.
 Oh.
 Yeah, second, I fell in love with the person.
 The person?
 Yeah, his personality, his laugh, his bitchyness, etc.
 That’s sweet
 Not really, third I fell in love with his little features.
 What kind of feature?

Well first, the way his eyebrows arch up when he gets exited, his cupid’s bow, the pools of honey he has in his eyes, his emotional instability which we share, his gold strands of hair, his hands, etc.
 Oh, wow you really observe a person
 Only the people I care about.