Claudia woke up early While her punk lover was still Asleep She snooped around his appartment And saw something other than Pictures of rockstars She saw pictures of Himalayan Monasteries and scenes with beautiful Coloured flags And a shrine to a picture Of some old Creepy man in robes and glasses With no hair. That explains the wierd books She thought but was creeped out. What did she get herself into And she was going to marry This guy. She wanted some answers Claudia couldn’t wait She gently rubbed him on the back Morning love. When he stirred She asked him about the creepy shrine Boris said that he had a plast life And that she wouldn’t understand “Try me,” she barked. He said that he was the 6th Dalai Lama In one life And a normal monk in another He said that he and Claudia We’re meant for each other Because their souls met In his past lives. Thinking creepy Claudia Left for the day Thinking If this creep comes to watch me teach Or whatever great If he doesn’t show up Fantastic, it was good while it lasted. She hung out with her Friends She hasn’t seen Ever since with being With Boris.