JESUS IS A FRIENDLY GUY

JESUS IS A FRIENDLY GUY Jesus is a friendly guy. Such a very friendly guy. Lived two thousand years Didn’t care for queers And he has a painful tale That brings us all to tears. Jesus is a loving guy Doesn’t even have to try; That’s why he was born To have his body torn So it’s not a total loss We get colored eggs on Easter morn. Jesus is a groovy dude. Don’t let this song get misconstrued He’s god and he is man We do everything we can To beat and kill the fools With anti-Jesus attitude. Jesus was Caucasian man. He was so much better than Any Jewish kind of guy That’s the reason why The televangelists and stuff You buy from them began. Jesus needs your money now. So sell your tractor and your plow. Your preacher’s gonna show you how To fill the check out while you bow. You go to heaven with no doubt. Jesus needs your money now. Brent Kincaid 11/27/2018

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