When I dusted off the counter today I found something that was lost before
Jesus was there by the sink, sitting down right next to the toaster he looked at me and asked for a coaster he and the cherubs were drinking diet soda, and watching the ants eat my sugar
I asked him three questions and hear what they are why are you sitting by the toaster? why in the hell would you want my coaster? and didn't I ask you to leave last summer?
Jesus said he wanted to live in my heart first the counter then my heart what's next Jehova, my first born child?
yes actually he said, before he snorted and growled I really do want your first born child would you like a brochure for heaven? its pretty wild there, and the bread's all unleavened