A robot whose been programmed wrong, An exposed sparking wire. The buttons don't click all the way. Hazardous, watch for fire.
Danger Danger Danger Do not approach
This automatic switch is supposed to make me excited This one makes a genuine smile. Nobody notices, though, that I'm on manual control And have been for a while.
Overheating Overworking Overdoing Over
Electricity and buttons and wires Do not mix well with water, I think. But because I'm in desperate need of repair I'm in constant thirst for a drink.
"Should have bought that extended warranty." "Did you turn it off and on again?" No. No. Because it's broken.
Hard drive shorting Lights are blinking And I'm thinking My last thoughts exporting
Crackling Clicking Clattering Clanking Clunking
The only thing that works well anymore Is the part that goes through the motions. Perseverance is my constant notion As I burn myself out on the shore.
It's hot to the touch. Back off. Soon, it might Explode