(alternate title – A bona
er fide dog day afternoon delight).
A mere half dozen vowels
constitute the English language
Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay
Consonants comprise majority
(sans remaining twenty)
Ta Deum, whereby both
in tandem allow, enable and provide
avast combination
donning brooks at bay
ample lettered permutations
offer opportunities, where methinks
mother tongue avails
allows, enables and provides thyself
tubby spell as sigh arrange
passions linkedin to create, evoke
and generate plenti
of romantic expressions to convey
an amorous, bedazzling conception
describing erotic, graphic,
and iconic sexual propensities
this cobbler, dabbler,
and fiddler (no,
not on the roof) doth display
his penchant, lament bent infatuation
with these twenty-six symbols
that cunt hen ewe to evolve,
and breed vernacular words
to reflect from an eBay
definitions apropos
to the present, which
Uber state farm quixotic oeuvre,
and matchless kindling
intercourse serves as foreplay
for this heterosexual ma reed male
caressing, finessing, and integrating
expressions of speech
oft times spurs
(what might seem as noun sense),
I ponder the peccadilloes
being sixty nine shades of gray
yet quickly reroute
sexual predilections
albeit rolling in the hay
whence this dis straw t fellow
conjures affinity,
comity and excitability
latent within the consanguinity
of bossy verbs assaying boisterously
an interjection tubby
top dog capstone amidst kennel
of barking canines couching
with another similar subject
each with their body electric
nestled upon a davenport faux pas inlay
in conjunction with another
furry four legged friend,
the direct object
particularly eye ying a bitch in heat,
who whiz okay
to buffer end an un
pro noun sub bull underdog species,
who feels passé
with coital faw paw play
though averse to insult
shaggy scoobie doo,
whose bark a role overture
willingly doth goad her to doggy paddle
while she woofs down remnants
of a picnic tourists left littered
while Lady and the tramp
head toward the quay
Pier ring for private sloop
to hump per dink,
then prematurely ejaculate hoo ray
afore slyly cagily approaching
bag of cheap tricks see
sexual exploits today.