while Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, Punxsutawney Phil, Uncle Sam, Father Time, Belsnickel, Hanukkah Harry, Jack Frost, Gryla, the Kitchen God, Cupid and the Great Pumpkin are passed out on their barstools
and Krampus stands alone in the dim light and pours himself a shot and a beer and calls them a cab ride home.