“Who let you in?” jokes Henry the Doorman, Waving the signing-in book Like a wanton dervish, With a glint in his eye.
But in you go, Into a dimly lit room, Filled with smoke in yesteryears. Men in huddles Hatching plots Or just playing cards Or Dominoes.
In the corner those darts are flying, While blokes stand chatting At the bar.
Next door you find The Snooker Room, Where all is silent As “World League Championships” are underway. Snooker and billiards to be precise. Men so serious Some sitting sternly Worrying about their match. The odd breakout of conversation Over some dispute or debate.
Back at the bar All is well. No need to be PC here. You can say whatever you want.
We drink and drink, Until the bar closes At whatever time. The chat gets louder As the ***** loosens our tongues. Then home we roll together. Every Club. A place I love.