I'm a Disney princess A pretty, pretty actress Sought by handsome princes and by ugly wicked witches
My hair is blonde and shiny and smooth or soft and long and fragrant and strong
I'm just like my hair Shining bright like a flare In a world of unfair I'd get even and square
(Grr, grr!)
'Cause I'm a Disney princess My skin is white and lovely So are my eyes and my teeth And everything about me
Because I am perfect I'm created to win I'm the hero of your dreams Armed with my tears and high-pitched screams
Sometimes I'd only sleep Then there comes his charming kiss It's hot, it's sweet, it's salty Thanks for waking me up!
Sometimes I'd sneak on a ball Dancing 'til I hear my midnight call And leave one of my silver slippers For my curious prince to ponder Then he'd seek and find me And we'll live happily ever after!
Wait, why am I here In this sad forgotten tower? With my evergrowing golden hair Can't even find a single stair
I wanna go down I wanna go down so badly I wanna go down so deeply Somebody please help me Please help me go down
And my wish is granted: A prince had just appeared He pulled down my slender hair Saved me from my lonely despair But “ouch! That hurts!” No it didn't! I'm just trying to flirt!
(Wink, wink!)
'Cause I'm a Disney princess I can have all that I want I can make all those mistakes And fix them with a magical wand!
My life is a dazzling fairy tale Packed with curses and magic spells Who really cares about moral lessons If everyone's happy like a bunch of morons?
Because I'm a Disney princess! Everybody loves me Whatever I do You still wanna be me!
Curtain closes, bells go chimes My story ain't over, it's just begun Countdown starts, five times the fun Four times the thrill, the Evil Queen awakes Thrice made the chill, the dragon is unleashed Twice turn the pages, here come the mages Once upon a time, I'm a Disney princess!