If my work were my child It’d be the middle one In between my perfectionism, the elder And my self-loathing, the younger
I phone up inspiration To help with the troublesome kid But she never returns my calls anymore
Motivation, I haven’t spoken to in ages She left when my insecurities Got the better of me Said I’d become a pathetic husk of a man
Look at me I don’t even have the energy to rhyme Better toss this one on the pile With the rest of them
What’s the pile, you ask? It’s where I keep all my No-effort narratives Forgotten frivolities Miserable musings Worthless writings Inadequate ideas Laughable lines Soulless stories Cold chapters Terrible titles Bad books Garbage
The pile is large And it only gets larger As time progresses Because the quality of something I write Quickly regresses