I really don't like the idea of growing old. Don't patronize me with the alternative. You know squat about that. There's the smell of bleach and ****, And the lingering odor of soiling Up and down the corridor. There's the swish of mops, And night comes early. You say you'll visit, but when? You're busy with life. I won't be seen at gatherings, Perhaps a visitation for old friends. The world should spin counter-clockwise Before expelling me in its daily gyration. I want a giant to hold me again, And tell me I'm a good boy for eating, For crapping in the toilet. Soon enough, but you don't dare say so aloud.