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Even Poets ***** Up ... Love At First Sight

I slip the straps and release the clasp

of your over-the-shoulder boulder holder.

Gravity asserts itself, and you sigh as

I wonder if I should get even bolder

 

because

 

The jaws of love masquerade

as petals of a flower

 

so

 

Just say if you want me to stop.

We are, after all, in the middle of a shop.

I was attracted when I saw you smile.

As we passed in the frozen food aisle.

Now people are staring though the window.

Shocked at my nonchalant innuendo.

And if your purse metaphor extends to this.

We can go to the Bank for a little kiss

 

though

 

I may not be able to afford

nine feather mattresses and a golden pea.

But if you could make do

with a lilo and a marble

then …

You've pulled Princess.

 

© Pagan Paul (30/05/17)

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May 30, 2017
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Prequel to Even Poets ***** Up A Date (Mar 31)

The 3rd, Even Poets ***** Up A Night Of *** to be published at some point.

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