My cat is crazy He pelts around the room He arches his back menacingly And his tail looks like a broom. As he side winds towards me He looks like a furry crab He will come within a foot of me Until I make a grab! Then he's off on his assault course Tearing round the place He really thinks he is fierce And gets right in my face! If I should make a sudden move It really is quite funny He shoots straight up into the air JustΒ Β like a leaping bunny! Then as soon as he has started His stamina lets him down He's ready to surrender My lovely, furry clown