Lets start with face palming your phone onto the floor Its like what little social life I have Has just shown me the door.
Lets amplify that With the fact That my internet Is in a state of disconnect, So the mobile hotspot Keeps me from internalised rot.
Fast forward to the next morning When you wake At half past eight Assuming that the girl youve been seeing Will arrive soon instead of being A few hours late.
You head the **** out because the lack Of wifi Slowly stupefies And then you are told that the LCD is ******* up, It needs replacing At a price too high To justify
So you proceed to purchase A secondhand mobile, Unknown to you That will be the best it gets for awhile.
You contact your sweetheart But now shes got other things to do Instead of tentatively spending the day with you And in your understanding You can't help but feel a bit **** So you grab some BK -
This is where it gets metaphorically gay. (Dont get offended I used it that way.)
Jump into the driver's seat Realising the ticket hasn't been paid for And the useless paper bag That encapsules the takeaway Is now leaking Coca Cola All over your car.
Yeehaw. What a ******* great day. I don't know what else to say. Don't pity me though Thats not Aidan A. I'm on edge cause I've been sober too long But its better this way.
Besides I've run out of ***** to give for today.
I'm not even gonna work on this or make it roll off the tongue better. I'm jut venting. Please excuse my small minded ranting. I know you all have bigger problems than mine.