Did you know that if you pour fat on a stone God will eat it and chip his teeth becoming, ...angry?
Did you know that?
Is that, ...literal? in meaning... did God once bite a man's flesh consuming his shoulder; like a pork shoulder?
Did God do that?
Maybe God just shouldered, ...the burden of... silly men and teacher's tales? Maybe he didn't chip his teeth at all? Perhaps he swallowed something ridiculous?
I don't know, Believe what you like...
From space the Peloponnese, appear like a chewed-up shoulder.